Terms and Conditions

Effective Date: 9-29-2024

Welcome to ParodyGummy.com. By using this website and purchasing our products, you agree to the following Terms and Conditions. Please read them carefully before making any purchase.

1. Age Restrictions and Biometric Verification

ParodyGummy.com sells Delta 9 THC products, which are legally available for purchase in the United States. However, only individuals aged 21 years or older may purchase our products.

  • Age Verification: To ensure compliance with federal law, all customers must undergo biometric verification before completing any purchase of Delta 9 products. This includes submitting government-issued identification and completing a biometric check (e.g., facial recognition or fingerprint scanning) to confirm your age.

  • False Information: Providing false information regarding age during the biometric verification process is illegal. Any attempts to circumvent this system will be reported to law enforcement authorities and may result in legal consequences, including prosecution.

  • Age-Specific Restrictions: If we cannot verify that you are 21 years of age or older, we will cancel your order and you will be prohibited from further attempts to make a purchase on our website.

2. Legal Compliance

ParodyGummy.com complies with the 2018 Farm Bill, which legalized the production and sale of hemp-derived products, including Delta 9 THC, as long as the concentration of THC is below 0.3% on a dry weight basis. By using this site and making a purchase, you affirm that you understand and agree to the following:

  • Compliance with Federal Law: Delta 9 products sold on ParodyGummy.com are compliant with federal law, containing less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC by dry weight. However, it is your responsibility to ensure that purchasing these products is legal in your state or locality.

  • State-Specific Laws: While we strive to comply with U.S. federal law, it is your responsibility to understand and comply with state-specific regulations regarding the purchase, possession, and use of Delta 9 products. If your state prohibits the purchase of Delta 9 THC products, you agree not to make a purchase.

  • International Sales: We do not ship outside of the United States. Our products are only available to U.S. residents in states where the sale and consumption of Delta 9 THC is permitted by law.

3. Product Information and Limitations

  • Product Description: Our products are clearly labeled with the exact concentration of Delta 9 THC and other cannabinoids. Please review this information before purchasing to ensure that you are complying with local regulations.

  • Health Claims: We do not make any health or therapeutic claims regarding our products. These products are not approved by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult with your healthcare provider before using any Delta 9 products.

  • Use and Responsibility: By purchasing any product from ParodyGummy.com, you agree to use these products responsibly and understand the potential effects of Delta 9 THC, including psychoactive effects.

4. Payments and Transactions

  • Payment Gateway: All transactions made on ParodyGummy.com are processed through secure, PCI-compliant payment gateways. We accept major credit cards, debit cards, and other approved forms of payment.

  • Order Confirmation: You will receive an email confirming your order after the biometric verification process is complete, and we have confirmed that you meet the legal age requirement.

  • Refusal of Service: We reserve the right to refuse service or cancel any order at our discretion. Reasons for refusal may include but are not limited to, suspected fraud, failure to pass age verification, or delivery to a location where Delta 9 products are illegal.

5. Shipping and Delivery

  • Shipping Limitations: We currently only ship to U.S. states where the sale of Delta 9 THC products is legal. Orders to states where Delta 9 THC is prohibited will be automatically canceled, and the purchaser will be notified.

  • Adult Signature Required: To ensure compliance with age restrictions, all shipments require an adult signature (21+) upon delivery.

  • Delivery Issues: We are not responsible for delays in shipping due to courier services or issues with delivery verification. If the package is returned due to a failed age verification at delivery, you may be charged a restocking fee.

6. Returns, Refunds, and Cancellations

  • Returns Policy: Due to the nature of our products, all sales are final. We do not accept returns or issue refunds unless the product is damaged or defective upon arrival.

  • Cancellations: Orders can be canceled within one hour of placement by contacting our customer service team. After this window, the order will be processed, and you will no longer be able to cancel.

7. Privacy Policy and Data Protection

Your privacy is important to us. Please refer to our Privacy Policy for details on how we collect, use, and protect your personal information.

  • Biometric Data: We use biometric data strictly for age verification purposes. Your biometric data will be securely encrypted and stored in accordance with applicable laws, including the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA).

  • Third-Party Sharing: We will never sell or share your biometric or personal information with third parties except as required by law (e.g., for compliance or law enforcement purposes).

8. Limitation of Liability

  • No Liability for Improper Use: ParodyGummy.com will not be held liable for any adverse effects or injuries resulting from the misuse of our Delta 9 products. It is your responsibility to use these products safely and legally.

  • Compliance with Local Laws: You agree to comply with all applicable laws in your jurisdiction. ParodyGummy.com is not responsible for any legal issues you may encounter as a result of purchasing or using our products in violation of local laws.

9. Changes to Terms and Conditions

ParodyGummy.com reserves the right to update or modify these terms and conditions at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting to this website. It is your responsibility to review these terms periodically to stay informed of any changes.